my cakes are gooooooood.

Me: I baked a cake! But it's for testing so that if it's nice i'll bake you a birthday cake!
Yuan: Okay i'll have a slice now!
Me: Wanna take some home?
Yuan: Okay i'll take two slices.
Me: Take more la, got so much.
Yuan: Eh, i'm already doing you a favour eh!
Me: :@:@:@ NO MORE CAKES FOR YOU FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!

Dog

Yuan: Is it really gonna be called dog?? You no creativity ah? Nafa student.

(When HE was the one who came up with the name 'dog'!)

have you any wool?

Yuan: Bah Bah Black Sheep
Me: Neh Ni Neh Ni Pu
Yuan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

i'm not fat!

Yuan: GET WELL SOON ! then can eat fried food and go out also! :)
Me: i miss fried carrot cake and maggi mee and mushroom soup and fried sausages and mcspicy and french fries and hokkien mee and .................................. :(
Yuan: ya then you can be fat again. i like (Y)
Me: everything i eat, half goes to you eh. you wanna gain weight what, i'm sacrificing myself eh ! you better like! wait. and what do you mean 'again'?! i was never fat ok!!!
Yuan: true, fat is an understatement. HAHA
Me: Shut up you round.

should i bring my polaroid?

Me: Should i bring my polaroid?
Yuan: bring la :)
Me: K! i squeezed into my bag alr!
Yuan: You so fat, how you do it?! Is it stuffy in there?

peninsula!!!

Me: I know its embarrassing so i ask you ah, how to go to peninsula?
Yuan: I thought we went there together before?
Me: No...
Yuan: Then who was it i walked hand in hand with to peninsula?
Me: I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO PENINSULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you miss me?

1. Me: I miss you, do you?
Yuan: Yeah.. I miss me.

2. Me: I love you, phua zhen yuan.
Yuan: Me too, i love him.

Niji.

yuan: *sings some random song*
me: k bye.
yuan: WHAT?! it's like you singing the japanese song la. *anyhow sings niji*