Eye to eye?

Yuan: hey hey hey!!! (snapping me out of my own world) why you stoning!
Me: hahahha just don't feel like focusing my eyes
Yuan: then you can be pa jiao like me!
Me: noooo...
Yuan: then we won't see eye to eye!! AHAHAHA funny right!!!

lying skill sucks big time

Yuan: You didn't know i had a girlfriend before you right.
Me: Stop lying to me, i'm like immune alr pls.
Yuan: Really. When i was sec 3. I met her at my condo. She was my neighbour.
Me: Stop lying, when you were sec 3 you already shifted to Serangoon North.
Yuan: Oh. Shucks, did I?

my sexy bf.

Me: I dreamt that you wore a corset!
Yuan: HAHAHAHHA did i have big boobs?
Me: I dreamt that it was your face and a lady's voice! You asked me if you could wear it without the ribbons!
Yuan: WHAT THE HELL HAHAAHHHAHA

we smell good

Walking around looking for nice cologne and perfume,
Yuan: This is not nice. Not nice.
Me: But i think this one not bad leh!
Yuan: Not sexy enough!
Me: I'm smelling you more than you smell yourself so i choose!!!
Yuan: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

We go to another section,
Me: Do you have sexy cologne? My boyfriend wants to smell sexy.
Yuan: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! HOW TO SMELL SEXY?!
Me: How? I think nice eh, still not nice to you ah?
Yuan: Not sexy enough.
Me: WALAO you go and concoct your own cologne la!
Yuan (& salesgirl): HAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

annoying student.

i had my first student of my life: Phua Zhen Yuan. It was like hell! i asked him to relax, and he relaxed his entire body and fell off the piano stool.

In desperation,
Me: K don't learn innocence alr, i teach you a simpler song. Twinkle twinkle little star!
Yuan: I don't want!!! That's such a retarded song!!! I wanna learn Innocence!!!!!!!!!

UH UH

Me: Can i kiss you?
Yuan: Don't want (in the mat accent)
Me: rolls eyes
Yuan: Cannnot (in the mat accent)
Me: Whatever!!
Yuan: Uh uh (in the mat accent)
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAH!! DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!

$.$

So i brought his wallet home...

Yuan: where are you?
Me: Bugis street! Hurry come before i spend all my money!!!
Yuan: Don't touch my wallet!!