we smell good

Walking around looking for nice cologne and perfume,
Yuan: This is not nice. Not nice.
Me: But i think this one not bad leh!
Yuan: Not sexy enough!
Me: I'm smelling you more than you smell yourself so i choose!!!
Yuan: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

We go to another section,
Me: Do you have sexy cologne? My boyfriend wants to smell sexy.
Yuan: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! HOW TO SMELL SEXY?!
Me: How? I think nice eh, still not nice to you ah?
Yuan: Not sexy enough.
Me: WALAO you go and concoct your own cologne la!
Yuan (& salesgirl): HAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!