lying skill sucks big time

Yuan: You didn't know i had a girlfriend before you right.
Me: Stop lying to me, i'm like immune alr pls.
Yuan: Really. When i was sec 3. I met her at my condo. She was my neighbour.
Me: Stop lying, when you were sec 3 you already shifted to Serangoon North.
Yuan: Oh. Shucks, did I?

my sexy bf.

Me: I dreamt that you wore a corset!
Yuan: HAHAHAHHA did i have big boobs?
Me: I dreamt that it was your face and a lady's voice! You asked me if you could wear it without the ribbons!
Yuan: WHAT THE HELL HAHAAHHHAHA

we smell good

Walking around looking for nice cologne and perfume,
Yuan: This is not nice. Not nice.
Me: But i think this one not bad leh!
Yuan: Not sexy enough!
Me: I'm smelling you more than you smell yourself so i choose!!!
Yuan: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

We go to another section,
Me: Do you have sexy cologne? My boyfriend wants to smell sexy.
Yuan: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! HOW TO SMELL SEXY?!
Me: How? I think nice eh, still not nice to you ah?
Yuan: Not sexy enough.
Me: WALAO you go and concoct your own cologne la!
Yuan (& salesgirl): HAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

annoying student.

i had my first student of my life: Phua Zhen Yuan. It was like hell! i asked him to relax, and he relaxed his entire body and fell off the piano stool.

In desperation,
Me: K don't learn innocence alr, i teach you a simpler song. Twinkle twinkle little star!
Yuan: I don't want!!! That's such a retarded song!!! I wanna learn Innocence!!!!!!!!!

UH UH

Me: Can i kiss you?
Yuan: Don't want (in the mat accent)
Me: rolls eyes
Yuan: Cannnot (in the mat accent)
Me: Whatever!!
Yuan: Uh uh (in the mat accent)
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAH!! DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!

$.$

So i brought his wallet home...

Yuan: where are you?
Me: Bugis street! Hurry come before i spend all my money!!!
Yuan: Don't touch my wallet!!

my cakes are gooooooood.

Me: I baked a cake! But it's for testing so that if it's nice i'll bake you a birthday cake!
Yuan: Okay i'll have a slice now!
Me: Wanna take some home?
Yuan: Okay i'll take two slices.
Me: Take more la, got so much.
Yuan: Eh, i'm already doing you a favour eh!
Me: :@:@:@ NO MORE CAKES FOR YOU FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!

Dog

Yuan: Is it really gonna be called dog?? You no creativity ah? Nafa student.

(When HE was the one who came up with the name 'dog'!)

have you any wool?

Yuan: Bah Bah Black Sheep
Me: Neh Ni Neh Ni Pu
Yuan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

i'm not fat!

Yuan: GET WELL SOON ! then can eat fried food and go out also! :)
Me: i miss fried carrot cake and maggi mee and mushroom soup and fried sausages and mcspicy and french fries and hokkien mee and .................................. :(
Yuan: ya then you can be fat again. i like (Y)
Me: everything i eat, half goes to you eh. you wanna gain weight what, i'm sacrificing myself eh ! you better like! wait. and what do you mean 'again'?! i was never fat ok!!!
Yuan: true, fat is an understatement. HAHA
Me: Shut up you round.

should i bring my polaroid?

Me: Should i bring my polaroid?
Yuan: bring la :)
Me: K! i squeezed into my bag alr!
Yuan: You so fat, how you do it?! Is it stuffy in there?

peninsula!!!

Me: I know its embarrassing so i ask you ah, how to go to peninsula?
Yuan: I thought we went there together before?
Me: No...
Yuan: Then who was it i walked hand in hand with to peninsula?
Me: I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO PENINSULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you miss me?

1. Me: I miss you, do you?
Yuan: Yeah.. I miss me.

2. Me: I love you, phua zhen yuan.
Yuan: Me too, i love him.

Niji.

yuan: *sings some random song*
me: k bye.
yuan: WHAT?! it's like you singing the japanese song la. *anyhow sings niji*